08. You think completing the marathon with 10 hours of walking is just fine. You completed the marathon!

07. Every time you see a green man flashing at a traffic light, you would just wait for the next green light and rest a while.

06. You have been Carbo-loading, since last month! Why has my running singlet shunk?

05. Your AHM Championchip still attached to your shoes.

04. Find yourself praying for the rain before training/race starts.

03. Your fastest and hardest run is the one you were chasing after the bus.

02. You are wondering why can't you even run 2.4km?

01. You forgot when is the race date!

I was browsing SGRunners Forum and I came upon this particular thread, discussing unusual signs that might imply that you are not ready for SCM, so I gathered some funny signs contributed by the forumers that is quite funny and added some of my own too.